This entry is dedicated to the worst tasting junk food. The kind that you regret eating, halfway into it.
Not the least nutritious junk food.
Alternative Titles:
Top 10 foods I wish I hadn't eaten.
Top 10 foods not worth the calories.
I'm doing this because I had a very bad experience this weekend with a previously unknown snack treat. I now feel it my duty to warn you.
10. Skittles - The ultimate candy which you liked when you were 6, but now notice how gross it is. Even Richard Keeler, the former crowned king of Skittles, admits to this.
9. Popcorn Jelly Bellys - We had a Costco-sized bucket of Jelly Bellys on our last road trip. A battle ensued over who could make the worst combination of Jelly bean. Popcorn inevitably showed up in every submission.
8. The black and orange wrapped generic Halloween candy - given out only by the most frugal of neighbors. I wonder if they have ever tried this candy themselves.
7. Hostess Fruit Pies - I just remember wanting to like them because my Grandparents did. They seem like the most adult of junk foods.
6. Circus Peanuts - While these may be up higher on your list, I think they deserve some credit for existing for this long.
5. Peeps - Only fun in the microwave, not in the mouth.
4. Puffy Generic Yellow Cheetos - My good friend Nate Soules once sneaked a 10 pound bag of these things inside his trenchcoat into a movie theater.
3. Snowballs - I think it is because when you bite down, the breaking-point comes much later than you expect. You're left wondering, what is underneath all of these bright pink coconut flakes?
2. Flaming Hot Funnions - As if the funnion wasn't bad enough already.
1. Oreo Cakesters - The purpose for this entry. Catie says they just put out this product to snag the impulsive and curious buyer.
My issue with the Cakester is that it tastes the same with the wrapper on as it does unwrapped.
Honorable mentions:
Necco Wafers
Strawberry Shasta
Mustard Ghardettos
Moonpies
McGriddles
Milky Way
