Saturday, September 27, 2008

Heroes Shmeroes

I've been betrayed by my once favorite television show, "Heroes".
Never have I anticipated a season premiere like I did for this third season, only to be met by the worst episode yet.
Characters are "changing sides" willy nilly and super powers are now easily attained through a syringe. I won't stand for it.
In it's stead, our new show is Lost. We've actually seen every episode of every season now.
Both Catie and I even have secret crushes. Catie's is the rugged Desmond. Sometimes I'll talk in a Scottish accent like Desmond's for her.
I am partial to the hispanic x-police Anna Lucia. I think it's because she's exotic, and she demands justice.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

My Milk Snake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Against the behest of my family and friends, I went to this year's Wasatch Reptile Expo at the Fair Grounds. It's like one step trashier than the state fair itself, which happens to be another yearly event I enjoy.

I went with my old friend Nate Ross who I ironically teas
ed for owning a snake in high school. Friendships were strengthened, mullets were witnessed, and I came home with Milky the Milk Snake.I made him the perfect cage too. It's exactly what I would want if I were a milk snake.
I've also been listening to a lot of 80's butt rock lately and I'm considering buying a Trans Am. More on that later.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

If It Sounds Too Good To Be True...

We all have bad haircut stories.
Maybe yours was given to you by your mom with a dull pair of scissors.
Maybe you watched an old episode of In Living Color and tried to replicate one of their styles.
Or maybe, just maybe, you went to the $5 barber next to the University of Utah.
This is exactly how I looked when the barber decided he was done.

My barber, whose name slips me at this time, was a nice old man. However, there is no way he had any formal training whatsoever with hair cutting. I would have been better off letting my little brother do it with a pair of crayola safety scissors.
His formula for barbering was the one handed, snip here, snip there style. He spent most of his time with both hands at his side, asking me how to "make a website on the e-bay".
45 minutes later, my hair looks like this.

It may have only cost $5, but I'm afraid they got the better end of the deal.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

my two favorite guys

our little baby benny and my sweet davey
how lucky am i?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Happy Birthday to me

For my birthday (July 22), my family and a bunch of friends came along and we made this totally radical music video and I finally finished it.
I've entitled it Tigers Blood : Danger in the Wood. I had just had a snow cone when I decided on that.
If anyone has any other title suggestions, I'm all ears.

P.S. Thanks Danny for being willing to smoke your first cigarette. I owe you big time.