(My jeep got stuck on a cement divider when I was backing out of some college friends' driveway. It was basically suspended in the air. We had to borrow a jack from a frat house to get it off. Neighbors were coming over to check it out. All my guy friends saw me cry hysterically because I thought I had destroyed my car.)
so, 4, but basically, i went to get drinks at the screen on the green, he was manning the blanket and our coveted spot. it got darker while i was in line, more people had showed up and settled.... completely couldn't see him. had to find some teenage girls to yell his name. so they did. he stood up, WAY across the field, and i had to go through a ton of people to him. EVERYONE in the WHOLE freakin crowd cheered when i got there. it was LAME.
p.s. on the same date i fell on my face as we were walking, AND i got lost on the way home and we didn't get back until 3 hours later.
When I was on the Viewmont high school Wrestling Team we were wrestling our biggest rivals Bountiful High. Before my match I looked in the bleachers to see my first crush from Jr High who would no longer even speak to me. I of course wanted to make an impression so when my turn came I ran on to the mat, tripped and landed hard flat on my face. I got a standing ovation. I was so humilated I lost it and in the first round my opponant got my in a pinning hold which I held the whole first round. In the second round so angry and embarrased I nailed him and pinned him within seconds. The girl couldn't have cared less I think she liked seeing me trip more than seeing me win.
OH by the way Catie I don't know how to text yet but this is my very first comment for a blog, just figured it out I'm so proud of myself. Oh grammy is Aunt Debbie
please oh please remember that these are my photos and my words (unless otherwise stated) that i work hard on. if you'd like to put them on your blog, show me some love and please give credit where credit is due. thank you, my sexy babies.
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unconscious x-men fart
catie p.
(ugh...the cards are all out on the table now folks.)
Grammar in General
"I Discovered an Anxient City and Inherinted lots of Gold"
Lamaze class fart
Wait! Is it MY as in Cory's Most embarrasing Moment?
Granny Panty Reveal...
I hate myself right now.
Jeep got stuck!
(My jeep got stuck on a cement divider when I was backing out of some college friends' driveway. It was basically suspended in the air. We had to borrow a jack from a frat house to get it off. Neighbors were coming over to check it out. All my guy friends saw me cry hysterically because I thought I had destroyed my car.)
Great blog post idea!
lost date in crowd
so, 4, but basically, i went to get drinks at the screen on the green, he was manning the blanket and our coveted spot. it got darker while i was in line, more people had showed up and settled.... completely couldn't see him. had to find some teenage girls to yell his name. so they did. he stood up, WAY across the field, and i had to go through a ton of people to him. EVERYONE in the WHOLE freakin crowd cheered when i got there. it was LAME.
p.s. on the same date i fell on my face as we were walking, AND i got lost on the way home and we didn't get back until 3 hours later.
Roller-coaster-spit-on-girl's-face-sitting-in-front-of-me moment.
(see, technically with all the hyphens all of those words count as one adjective--sorry, just couldn't do it in 3.)
Miss you guys! Can we get together already?!?!
I apologize if my original comment was offensive. I've come up with 3 more instead:
inappropriate swimming suit
spanish class sob
unconsciously filled pants
Tripped on Mat
When I was on the Viewmont high school Wrestling Team we were wrestling our biggest rivals Bountiful High. Before my match I looked in the bleachers to see my first crush from Jr High who would no longer even speak to me. I of course wanted to make an impression so when my turn came I ran on to the mat, tripped and landed hard flat on my face. I got a standing ovation. I was so humilated I lost it and in the first round my opponant got my in a pinning hold which I held the whole first round. In the second round so angry and embarrased I nailed him and pinned him within seconds. The girl couldn't have cared less I think she liked seeing me trip more than seeing me win.
toilet liner in pants
Yup! walked out of costco's bathroom with the toilet liner hanging out my back side. some strange but "blessed" lady told me.
OH by the way Catie I don't know how to text yet but this is my very first comment for a blog, just figured it out I'm so proud of myself. Oh grammy is Aunt Debbie
calling teacher "Mom"
Sleeping pee chair.
Yep, when I was about 20, I sleep walked to the chair in my room while dreaming it was a toilet. Needless to say, I woke up to a little surprise.
popcorn juice vomit
valentine's fruit rollup
prank call backfire
school bus mooning
I have way too many.
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